COSMO GIRL: Day Two.
I got a manicure today. She was supposed to massage my arms and hands for twenty minutes. If massage was defined as awkward probing, pushing, and looking around like a deer in headlights, then A+ to her! I felt gipped. My nails look awesome though, so that made up for it. They are silver glitter. I feel like I fucked a unicorn.
I gave a manicure too. A damn good one. My teacher said that she thought I did a good job for a firsty. She also said I have good hands, so I guess that’s good. I gave that girl the best hand/forearm massage I’ve ever given anyone (and I have a lot of practice because my Mom had Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and I used to massage her hands for her like the perfect daughter I was). She was literally rolling her eyes back into her head and havingtrouble holding still, it was that good.
Okay, maybe not, but I could tell she enjoyed it when I saw the wet spot on her pants when it was over.
Kidding again! That’s inappropriate for school. (But this isn’t school!)
Today was fun though. I finished my homework for the WEEK during the hour of theory today, AND I took notes on the chapter (we’re learning about electricity which I already know; yes it has to do with cosmetology). Teach said she has never seen anyone purposely do their homework that quickly.
There aren’t very many motivated people in my class. Lots of procrastination, rule bending, talking back, and of course - excuse-making. It’s going to be hard to keep my grades straight if I get caught up in the people instead of the work. Help keep me focused, peeps!
p.s. There’s a penis on my shirt.
Gotcha again! It’s a squid. There’s this really cool band in my hometown that I book for shows and they gave me this awesome free t-shirt in return for one of my cds. Bad Ass.
